Cousins of Ron Mexico

So my Blackberry’s scroll-ball-thingy stopped working properly a while back. I finally got around to calling the Warranty people yesterday for my replacement. After doing a bunch of junk and turning off my phone and waiting on hold and getting super-secret numbers from my phone and getting the guy to call me back we determined that since I had owned the phone since August 2008, my warranty was void.

Now, I was well aware of that fact. Luckily, I had insurance so I got to do the whole song and dance all over again with the Insurance people. What fun. Finally, at around 3:15pm, I got done and was assured a replacement was heading my way. I got update e-mails and was allowed to track my package (ha)!

My new phone started its journey in Fort Worth, Texas yesterday at 3:35pm. From there, it went to the Fedex facility in Fort Worth, then to Memphis, Tennessee. Then it was shipped overnight to Latham, NY. By 7:35am, it was a mile from my home in the local Fedex facility. There it sat for 5 minutes before being loaded onto a truck. My Blackberry then went on a glorious tour of the Capital Region.

There’s no way to know exactly where my phone went today, but I’m pretty sure it had lunch before it got here at approximately 1:56pm, less than 23 hours after I asked for a new one.

Luckily, no one reads this, or I surely would have bored the living shit out of them. I was just kind of amazed by how quickly my new phone got from point A to point B. I guess I’m a simpleton who is amazed by things that aren’t all that amazing.

Long lost brother Jimmer Fredette on ESPN.com with roommate Charles Abouo.

The Greatest Spam E-mail Ever

I was at the mall tonight when I checked my e-mail because I’m super important and many other important people often find a reason to e-mail me. Because of this history of importance, I was not suprised to see the e-mail subject, “Urgent Order.” When I opened it I found this -

My Name is Gary Morgan …. I will like to know whether you carry (lawn mowers) in stock for sale. If yes, email me back each size and with the prices of (1) attached to it so that i will let you know the size and quantity i will be ordering…. More over I will like to know whether you do accept credit card as the method of payment…. Hope to read from you again….Stay Blessed.
Kind regards

There was no attachment. No link to click. Nothing. My computer was not infected with any worms or bots or other computer-related term. What was the point of this!? If anything, my brain was infected. I don’t know if I’ll be able to stop wondering why Gary Morgan thought I might be able to get him lawn mowers in bulk. Damn you Gary Morgan.

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As of right now, this is just to follow Happy and Lozo.